Captain Rogers' Ridiculous Rampage

(hahaha!) Old Rogers was a captain of a most peculiar kind (hear,

hear!) He wrestled with a kraken just to see what he could

find He drank a gallon of sea water,

spit it out as wine (blimey!) And navigated by the stars while

completely blind!

Oh, we sing for Captain Rogers,

the legend of the deep!

(hooray!) Who sleeps upon a bed of gold that giant lobsters keep!

With a chuckle and a swagger,

he sailed into the sun (ooh-hey!) We won't stop drinking rum until

his crazy tale is done!

They say he caught a cannonball and threw it right back home

(boom!) And rode a great white shark across the wild Atlantic foam

He grew a beard of seaweed just to keep his chin from

cold (brrr!) And traded worthless pebbles for a chest of Spanish gold!

Oh, we sing for Captain Rogers,

the legend of the deep!

(hooray!) Who sleeps upon a bed of gold that giant lobsters keep!

With a chuckle and a swagger,

he sailed into the sun (ooh-hey!) We won't stop drinking rum until

his crazy tale is done!

Some swear he is a wizard,

some say he's just a liar (who,

us?) But we saw him light his pipe with a dragon's breath

of fire! He's coming back tomorrow with a mountain made of pearl!

(yeah!) And we will tell his stories to the ends of the

wide world!

Oh, we sing for Captain Rogers,

the legend of the deep!

(hooray!) Who sleeps upon a bed of gold that giant lobsters keep!

With a chuckle and a swagger,

he sailed into the sun (ooh-hey!) We won't stop drinking rum until

his crazy tale is done!

So raise a glass of grog to the captain of the crew!

(cheers!) To Rogers and his tales,

whether false or whether true! (hey!)