Resignation Rhapsody

Dear team, I hope this email finds you well.

It finds me on a ferry with my out-of-office on forever.

Per my last message,

and my last five years,

please find attached: my heart,

it's not in this.

Kind regards.

I quit! (Politely!) Effective when the summer ends,

or honestly, right now!

Thank you for the opportunity!

The opportunity

to

go! Best wishes! Warmest regards!

Sincerely, gone!

I trained my replacement.

It's a shared inbox and the sea.

Don't circle back. Don't touch base.

The base has sailed with me.

(Please return your laptop.) It's already in the post!

Bubble-wrapped with gratitude and a farewell muffin,

toast! I

quit! (Politely!) Thank you for the opportunity!

The opportunity to go!

This calendar invite cannot be declined,

because it does not exist.

Lovely working with you.

Truly.

Some of you.