Allergy in Paradise

The brochure said paradise,

coconut and lime.

One sip of the welcome drink,

my throat closed right on time.

The frangipani flowers

sent my eyes to outer space.

I love it here.

I love it here.

Just look at my whole face.

Allergic to the coconut,

allergic to the mango,

allergic to the sunshine and possibly the sand,

oh.

But the sea don't make me sneeze,

and you don't make me sneeze,

so I'll stay right here forever

with the tissues in my hand.

The doctor at the clinic knows my order now by heart.

Two antihistamines, a smoothie,

hold the smoothie part.

Allergic to the coconut,

allergic to the mango.

But

the sea don't make me sneeze,

and you don't make me sneeze.

Best holiday of my life.

Achoo. I mean it.