

(yeah) (let's go)
Call my plumber!
(skrrt) Call my plumber!
Fixed the pressure in the shower,
it's a sauna all summer!
Call my dentist! Twice a year!
Zero cavities, zero fear!
Pension topped up, look at my statement,
compound interest, that's the flavor.
Smoke alarm got fresh batteries,
tested Sunday, I'm a savage.
My tires? Rotated. Inbox?
Zero. Warranty registered, certified hero.
Your boy got a guy for the gutters,
a guy for the boiler,
references checked, that's power.
Call my plumber!
Call my plumber!
Water pressure so insane
it should be a crime!
They laughed when
I bought the ladder...
who's laughing when the light bulb's changed?
Safely.
Both feet.
Somebody holding it. Call my plumber!
Call my ACCOUNTANT!
Filed in
April! FILED IN APRIL!