Lambada After Hours
Margaret, put your book down,
they're playing our new song.
Gerald, mind your hip now — The hip has waited seventy years,
tonight the hip is strong!
Lambada by the swim-up bar!
The young ones stare,
the old ones cheer!
We found the dance at the end of the map
— should have found it sooner,
glad we found it here!
The rep said gentle aqua-gym.
We signed the waiver,
dear.
I dipped you by the towel hut and forty phones appeared!
Our children saw the video.
Our children can look away!
We danced at their weddings politely
— this dance is ours today!
Lambada by the swim-up bar!
Knees of sand but hearts of fire!
Sixty years too sensible
— tonight we're both
retired!