Spoiled Picnic Blues

(ba-da-da ba-da-da-dum)

You laid it all out lovely,

the ham, the lemonade.

You only forgot one small guest — how rude.

I came anyway. (hahaha)

Here comes trouble in a yellow dress!

Buzz buzz, darling — who invited me?

Nobody! That's the best way to arrive. (bip-bop-doo-wop)

Watch the big one flap his arms,

watch grandma clear the bench.

I haven't even landed yet.

The power! The suspense!

I don't even want your jam.

I want the dance,

the scream, the chase — I want to feel important on a

Sunday.

Here comes trouble in a yellow dress!

Buzz buzz, darling!

Same time next weekend?

Wonderful. Wear something you

can run in.