Get the mic away from me...
Seriously, don't let me do this (hahaha)
I'm a localized disaster with a massive lack of impulse control Shoving
electric eels directly down your toilet bowl (disgusting!) My brain is fried,
I'm highly toxic, watch me lose my mind I'll fight a badger
in a blender just to pass the time (get 'em!)
I'm highly stupid, super ruthless,
toothless when I bite I wear a dirty yellow raincoat to a
wedding fight And call the bride a llama with a tragic overbite!
Big mad, big mad Why the fuck you big mad?
(cry about it!) Big mad,
big mad Why the fuck you big mad?
(boo hoo!)
I kick a puppy through a window of a bakery Then sue
the baker for his lack of basic safety (hahaha!) I'm so offensive
even static tries to mute my mouth I bought a compass just
to point it in the direction south And threw it in a
woodchipper because it made me sick I got a custom license plate
that says I'm super thick (yeah!) And now I'm running naked through
the local shopping mall With a megaphone,
screaming I can beat you all!
Big mad, big mad Why the fuck you big mad?
(cry about it!) Big mad,
big mad Why the fuck you big mad?
(boo hoo!)
Yeah,
go cry to your mom
(boo hoo) Tell her the bad man said words on the microphone