Freddy’s Jolly Strut

Down on the porch

where the sunbeams lay

Sits a heavy load at the end of the day

White and brown like a

toasted bun

He weighs twenty pounds if he

weighs a ton (hummmm)

Oh, Freddy the cat,

you're a mighty fine size With a slow lazy wink

of your golden eyes

Sleeping all day

on the kitchen mat

Yeah, Freddy, you're one heavy-set cat

He don't chase mice,

that's a bit too fast

He'd rather watch the birds as they flutter past Brown patches on

his

snowy back

Waiting by the bowl for his midnight snack (oh

yeah)

Oh, Freddy the cat,

you're a mighty fine size With a slow lazy wink of your

golden eyes

Sleeping all day

on the kitchen mat Yeah,

Freddy,

you're one heavy-set cat

(hahaha) Just a white and brown mountain on the floor

Sleep on, Freddy, forevermore (sweet dreams,

buddy)