Lulu’s Bumbling Lullaby

(hummmmm) (shhh) Lulu is a little dog,

so fluffy and so white

She sleeps beside Chantelle

and dreams away the night

But Lulu has a secret

that makes the bedroom sour

She hasn't had a proper wash in many a long

hour

(oh Lulu) Oh, Lulu breathes a heavy sigh,

her breath is rather bad

She cannot see, she cannot think,

the silliest pup we've had

And when the morning comes around,

the blankets are all wet But sweet Chantelle just laughs and says

she is a perfect pet

Chantelle is just as silly,

she doesn't mind the smell

She hugs her little smelly dog and says she treats her well

They navigate the hallway,

two sweet and simple minds

One pees the sheets,

the other sleeps

and never even minds

Goodnight sweet Lulu,

blind and fluffy pup

Chantelle will wash the sheets

when we all wake up (hummmmm) (shhh)