Cadence Chaos Corps

Mic check, one, two Is the cereal milk even cold? (whoop)

I tie my shoes with a double-knot precision Watching cartoon marathons,

crucial decision (haha) My credit score is high but my standards are

low I put the milk before the cereal,

watch me flow

I'm so average that it's actually wild Wild!

(unbelievable) Cleanest laundry in the neighborhood

pile Pile! (so clean)

Got the coupon codes,

saving fifty cents (skrrt) I don't pay full price,

that's just common sense My scooter got a bell,

hear it ring-a-ding (brrrr) I am the undefeated cardboard box king!

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

Is it the delivery man with my freshly baked cakes?

I'm so average that it's actually wild Wild! (unbelievable)

Cleanest laundry in the neighborhood pile

Pile!

And that's how you fold a fitted sheet Peace