Tariff Tarantula

Count it wrong, then sell it loud Receipts in flames,

boots in the crowd (hey)

Donald at the podium,

tangerine grin Says tariffs hit abroad,

lets the cameras spin But the invoice lands local at the dockyard

gate Importers pay the fee,

then the shelves gain weight Every checkout bruise wears a campaign pin

We read the receipt while the sirens kick in (ha) Who pays

it?

We pay it

Who breaks it? They fake it (hey!

hey!)

Hey,

orange-faced piece of shit,

your numbers don't fit

Tariff ain't a magic trick,

we get stuck with it Raise the price,

blame the world, grin for the clip We won't kneel,

we won't fold, we won't eat your script

(hey! hey!)

Call up Navarro, bring a calculator Ask JD why the price climbs

later Ask Elon whose megaphone buys the room

Ask the donors why the contracts bloom They sell us smoke with

a patriotic grin Then call it winning when the bill comes in (yeah)

They say sacrifice, never their table They say law and order,

bought by a label We say rent,

bread, medicine, heat We say truth

with boots in the street (stand up)

Hey, orange-faced piece of shit,

your numbers don't fit Tariff ain't a magic trick,

we get stuck with it

Raise the price, blame the world,

grin for the clip We won't kneel,

we won't fold, we won't eat your script Who pays it?

We pay it (hey!

hey! hey!)

Receipts don't lie We multiply (hey)