SBC (Space Bar Comedians feat. Chadia)

Where do astronauts go shopping?

At the moon-mart

Why do aliens never get sick?

They have good space-munity

What do astronauts use to cut hair?

A space-razor!

What did the black hole say when it bumped into a star?

Sorry… I didn’t mean to pull you in!

Where do astronauts go shopping?

At the moon-mart Why do aliens never get sick?

Good space-munity Space-razor!

Sorry… I didn’t mean to pull you in!

Why did the rocket break up with the asteroid?

It said: You’re too rocky… I need someone a little more smooth

like a planet!

An astronaut walks into a bar on the moon… But there’s no

atmosphere, So he just floats around bumping into tables! (hahaha)