Shirley’s Sting

Shirley walks in

with that smile

Stirring up stories mile after mile

Family dinners turn into fights

She's the spark that ignites the nights (oh no)

I hate my sister-in-law Shirley

The troublemaker queen of the family

Always causing a scene She's the one I can't stand

She whispers lies behind closed doors

Turning brothers against each other more

Holiday cheer turns to cold stares

Shirley knows just how to play her games

(haha) I hate my sister-in-law Shirley

The troublemaker queen of the family

Always

causing a scene

She's the one I can't stand

One day she'll see what she's done

But till then I'll keep my distance

Shirley the troublemaker

I hate my sister-in-law