Tape Deck Fury

Yo, turn my headphones up...

no,

louder.

Who let this guy in the booth?

(haha,

oh no, here we go)

Watch this.

I'm a lyrical miracle optical obstacle typical criminal physical minimal threat,

I put a chemical medical federal pestilence inside of your delicate set!

(what?) I'm eating celery,

faking a felony, breaking a melody,

calling the cops on myself for the hell of it,

Selling a skeleton, wearing a gelatin skeleton helmet to cover my lack

of intelligence! I got a brain like a broken computer,

a face like a scooter,

I'm fighting a junior recruiter,

I slipped in the shower and sued the producer!

(haha!) Hey look at you,

you smell like a shoe!

(boooo!) What are you gonna do?

We're laughing at you!

(haha!) Hey look at you,

you smell like a shoe!

Get out of the room,

we're cutting you

loose!

I'm obnoxious, toxic, boxing with a lockbox,

Wearing mismatched socks and eating hot pockets at a yacht club.

(disgusting!) I'm a disaster,

master of nothing, I'm plastering puppets to ceilings and calling it modern

art! Look at this idiot,

totally hideous, spitting so vicious,

your sister is kissing a wizard,

I'm cold as a blizzard,

I'm eating a lizard,

I ruined my liver and fell in a river!

I'm-about-to-demolish-the-polish-and-abolish-the-college-with-zero-knowledge-of-stylish-homage! (phew, wait, what?) Hey look at you,

you smell like a shoe! (boooo!)

What are you gonna do?

We're laughing at you!

(haha!) Hey look at you,

you smell like a shoe!

Get out of the room,

we're cutting you loose!

Now the pace is accelerating,

elevating, devastating, generating hate!

I'm-debating-if-I-should-be-stating-my-rating-or-just-escalating-the-weight!

Get-the-engineer-to-stop-the-tape-before-I-make-a-big-mistake-and-bake-a-fake-snake-cake! (Stop the track,

man! No, keep it rolling!) I'm-the-definition-of-a-terrible-decision-with-a-vision-of-a-fission-in-the-kitchen-with-a-pigeon!

I'm-unhinged-and-I'm-obnoxious-and-I'm-knocking-on-your-coffin-with-a-pocketful-of-toxins-and-I-cannot-be-stopped-by-the-police!

Wait, did I just say that out loud?

Yeah, don't put this on the album.

Seriously, delete that. My mom is gonna hear this.

(haha, oh man, I'm ruined)