Dum-da-da-dum-dum Dum-da-da-dum-dum Huh? Okay.
Are you dumb? Da-da-dum-dum Are you dumb?
Da-da-dum-dum
Talk that talk But you don’t know none
Are you dumb? Da-da-dum-dum Dum-dum Diddy-dum-dum
Whole room looking like— Who raised this one?
You said you’re outside
You still at home
Said “five more minutes”
An hour ago
Got GPS
Still missed your turn
Touch the stove twice
Like maybe it won’t burn Okay— Big brain Big plans No clue
Say you know everything
Baby, who told you?
Wait
Say that again
No, no Slow it down
You really thought that made sense?
Wow.
Are you dumb? Da-da-dum-dum Are you dumb?
Da-da-dum-dum
Talk that talk But you don’t know none
Are you dumb? Da-da-dum-dum
I can’t even judge
I do dumb stuff too
Look for my phone
While I’m talking to you
Walk in a room
Forget why I came
Stand there frozen
Like my brain left the game So maybe— You’re dumb
I’m dumb
Okay, that’s fair
Whole world guessing With confidence and flair
One plus one?
TWO!
You sure?
...yeah?
Final answer?
Don’t pressure me.
Am
I dumb? Da-da-dum-dum Am I dumb?
Da-da-dum-dum
Thought I was smart Till my brain went numb Am I dumb?
Da-da-dum-dum
If you know you don’t know
Then you kinda know
But if you don’t know you don’t know—
Whoa.
Hold up. I hurt myself.
Run the beat back.
Are we dumb? DA-DA-DUM-DUM Are we dumb?
DA-DA-DUM-DUM
Hands in the air If your
brain ain’t on ARE WE DUMB?
DA-DA-DUM-DUM You dumb!
I’m dumb! They dumb!
We dumb!
Everybody sing— DUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM!
DUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM!
Are we dumb? YEAH!
Do we care? NO!
... Wait, what was the question?