call it dum

Dum-da-da-dum-dum

Dum-da-da-dum-dum (Wait.) (What?)

You

said go left

So I went right

Now we’re lost

But that’s alright You said

use your head

I said which one?

You

stared at me

I thought that was fun Sign

says don’t touch

So somebody touched Now

nothing works Well— That sucks.

ARE YOU DUMB? Da-da-dum-dum

ARE YOU DUMB? Da-da-dum-dum

Talk

real big But you don’t know none

ARE YOU DUMB? Da-da-dum-dum

Dum-dum

Diddy-dum-dum

Everybody talking

Nobody knows nothin’

Are you dumb? ...probably.

Bought a new watch

Asked me the time

I said look down You said— Oh,

right.

Twelve good reasons

Thirteen are wrong Half

of a sentence

Still talking this long

Everybody knows everything Till something goes bad Then everybody goes— Uh...

AM I DUMB? Da-da-dum-dum

AM I

DUMB? Da-da-dum-dum

Thought I was smart Till

the smart didn’t come AM I DUMB?

Da-da-dum-dum

Don’t

answer that.

One plus one? TWO!

You sure? ...pretty sure.

Spell cat. C-A-T!

Spell dog.

... Hold on. I know this.

DUM-DA-DA-DUM-DUM!

We got maps

Still miss the turn

Whole life ahead Still refuse to learn

Put machines in space

Mapped out the sun Still lose one sock Every laundry run

So tell me—

ARE WE DUMB? Da-da-dum-dum

ARE WE DUMB? Da-da-dum-dum

Everybody

running Where they running from?

ARE WE DUMB? Da-da-dum-dum

If I know I don’t know

Does that mean I know?

If you don’t know you don’t know—

Then... Do you

know?

No. Cool.

Why do we park on driveways And drive on parkways?

Why is abbreviation

Such a long word?

Who named oranges?

... Oh no.

YEAH, WE’RE DUMB! DA-DA-DUM-DUM

YEAH, WE’RE DUMB! DA-DA-DUM-DUM

You’re dumb! I’m dumb!

We’re all

dumb! DA-DA-DUM-DUM!

(Guy in the back—) (I HEARD THAT!) (Sorry!) Dum-da-da-dum-dum Dum-da-da-dum-dum

ARE WE DUMB? YEAH!

DO WE CARE? ...

WHAT? Dum-da-da-dum—