Silver Breaks
(whirrrr) Not a Russian bot (hahaha)
Selling silver and gold
On the Whatnot platform,
stories told
Notabotbear is here, keeping it clear
No fake accounts, no reason to fear
Notabotbear's selling silver and gold
On the Whatnot platform,
hot and cold
Not a Russian bot designed to steal
This is real metal,
this is the real deal (yeah!)
Click the screen, watch the auction spin
No system override, just a human win
Heavy bullion stacks, gleaming in the light
Notabotbear keeps it moving through the night
Notabotbear's selling silver and gold
On the Whatnot platform,
hot and cold
Not a Russian bot designed to steal
This is real metal,
this is the real deal
(oh yeah)
Not a bot
Not a Russian bot Just silver and gold
(shutting down... beep)