

(hmmm) Tony's in the basement under flickering wire
Retired from the heat,
retired from the fire
Now he's holding up the bullion
on a phone screen stream
Selling pure fine silver for a broken dream
Going once, going twice,
on the whatnot block
Tony's selling silver by the tick of the clock (going fast!) From
the ashes of the engine to the shine of the plate
Bid it up boys before it gets too late
He's got one ounce bars,
he's got Morgan heads
While the chat room scrolls and the auction spreads
From saving lives to shipping out the mail
Just an old chief running
a digital sale (buy it now!) Going once,
going twice, on the whatnot block
Tony's selling silver by the tick of the clock (going fast!) From
the ashes of the engine to the shine of the plate
Bid it up boys before it gets too late
Going once... going twice...
Sold to the bidder in the dark... (hmmm)