She’s Always Right

(yee-haw) I bought a map to guide us down to Houston town

She said that we should turn left where the barn burned down

I argued for a mile till the tank ran dry And now

we're staring at the ashes of my pride

Oh, she is always right,

yeah, she is never wrong

Even when the facts are singin' a different song

If she says the sky is purple and the grass is pink

I just nod my head and pour another drink (yep,

that's right)

We argued 'bout the dog

and what his breed might be

I said he was a beagle,

she said Cherokee

Now dogs don't have tribes,

least as far as I know But she named him Chief

and now we're at the dog show

Oh, she is always right,

yeah, she is never wrong

Even when the facts are singin' a different song

If she says the sky is purple and the grass is pink

I just nod my head and pour another drink

(sho' nuff)

Now science has its limits and the history books can lie

But the law of female logic

is a truth you can't deny

Don't consult a dictionary,

don't check a website

Save your breath, my brother,

'cause you know she's always right

Oh,

she is always right,

yeah, she is never wrong

Even when the facts are singin' a different song

If she says the sky is purple and the grass is pink

I just nod my head and pour another drink (one more time!)

Yeah, the grass is pink,

y'all

And the sky is a lovely shade of grape (hahaha)