Big Mac Boogie

(yee-haw) I rolled right through the drive-thru lane at half past ten

With a rumbling in my tummy like a caged up hen

I looked at the menu boards up on the wall

And I knew right then I was gonna have it all

Give me a Big Mac,

I got a big back

Hear those floorboards start to go snap,

crack

Two all-beef patties and a mountain of fries Underneath

these dark southern skies (oh lawd)

My doctor told me that I need to eat some greens

But rabbit food just doesn't fit my lifestyle genes

My belt is holding on for its very life

And it's causing some major domestic strife

Give me a Big Mac,

I got a big back

Hear those floorboards start to go snap,

crack

Two all-beef patties and a mountain of fries Underneath

these dark southern skies (yeah boy)

Oh the scales are crying,

they can't take the weight

But that secret sauce is my ultimate fate

Just supersize it and don't ask me why

If I go out tonight,

what a way to die (hahaha)

Give me a Big Mac,

I got a big back

Hear those floorboards start to go snap,

crack

Two all-beef patties and a mountain of fries Underneath

these dark southern skies (somebody help me)

Now I'm stuck in my truck and I cannot get free

Should've ordered a salad and a sugar-free tea But that sesame bun

is calling my name again (amen) (burp)

(y'all

come back

now)