Pickup Lines and Payday

Woke up late, coffee's cold again

Boss on the phone,

says I'm late again

Truck won't start, rain's pouring down

Just another day in this crazy town

(ha ha) Life's a joke

and we're all in on it

Laugh till you cry,

then cry till you quit Every day's a punchline,

every night's a twist

Here's to the mess,

here's to this

(whoa yeah)

Kids are screaming, dog ate the couch

Wife's mad again, can't figure it out

Bills stacking up

like a bad deck of cards

Still smiling wide through the battle scars (haha)

Life's a joke

and we're all in on it

Laugh till you cry,

then cry till you quit

Every day's a punchline,

every night's a twist

Here's to the mess,

here's to this

(whoa yeah)

Sometimes you win,

mostly you lose

But the stories we tell,

they keep us amused

Life's a joke

and we're all in on it

Laugh till you cry,

then cry till you quit

Every day's a punchline,

every night's a twist

Here's to the mess,

here's to this

(whoa yeah)

Life's a joke... here's to this