Funkblade Crown

(owww!) Deep in the mud where the iron was cold

Waited a blade of the legends of old They pulled and they

dragged but it wouldn't release Till the heavy hoof stepped and the

struggles did cease

He wrapped his snout around the hilt

(ooh yeah)

No golden throne, just mud and silt

King Porky got the steel,

hear the crown ring He's the heavy-set,

mud-loving sword-bearing king With a squeal and a strike,

he's ruling the land Got the ultimate power right in his hand

(yeah, King Porky!)

Now all of the knights are shaking with fear

Whenever the sound of the trotting gets near He swings it so

high, it glints in the sun

The reign of the swine has finally begun

King Porky got the steel,

hear the crown ring He's the heavy-set,

mud-loving sword-bearing king With a squeal and a strike,

he's ruling the land Got the ultimate power right in his hand

(sing it now!)

(unhh! shake it!)

King Porky,

yeah

He's got the sword

(ooh, ruling the land)