Hobgoblin’s Cabbage Quest

(hehehe) Deep in the burrows where the shadows creep A little green rascal

never goes to sleep I'm chewing on a cabbage,

crunchy and sweet Rolling down the dunes in the desert heat

(crunch crunch)

I'm on a crazy quest through the dusty sand Seeking the greatest

legend in the land Oh,

Nanny Honk Tonk Honker Chonk!

Where are you hiding in the desert sun?

(honk honk!)

My pockets are stuffed with the leafy greens The strangest traveler that

you've ever seen

Sweating cabbage juice on this dry terrain

Searching for Nanny to ease my pain

(where is she?)

Across the cacti, over the dry creek bed!

Cabbage dreams dancing inside my head!

Nanny Honk Tonk, hear my cry!

(honk!) Under the scorching sky!

I'm on a crazy quest through the dusty sand Seeking the greatest

legend in the land Oh,

Nanny Honk Tonk Honker Chonk!

Where are you hiding in the desert sun?

(there she is!)

Just a hobgoblin with a cabbage leaf

Found my Nanny, beyond belief

(honk honk chonk!)