Shabby Society

(shh, keep it

quiet)

(hahaha) Welcome to the meeting,

wipe your boots at the door Don't look at the painting on

the second floor We got handshakes,

cloaks, and a golden cup And a secret handshake that'll mess you

up (oops!)

It's a secret society,

don't tell your mom We're planning some mischief but keeping it calm

Yeah, we rule the world from a basement room With a couple

of candles and a plastic broom (shh!)

We got billionaires crying over split milk Wearing cheap robes made of

fake silk Yeah, I'm the leader but I lost my keys Now

we're locked outside, begging 'someone please!' (let me in!)

It's a secret society,

don't tell your mom We're planning some mischief but keeping it calm

Yeah, we rule the world from a basement room With a couple

of candles and a plastic broom (whoops!)

Yeah, meeting adjourned Go home Don't forget to pay your dues

(seriously, ten dollars)