Bundled Surprise

Wait a minute, let me do the math...

(hehehe) You wore white

back in late July

We all had a happy little tear in our eye

You said 'I do'

and we raised a toast

To the beautiful bride we loved the most

But it's October now

and the cradle is rocking Three months in,

oh the neighborhood's talking!

That's a record-speed

delivery, honey

We're doing the math

and it's pretty funny! (haha)

You swore it was a miracle,

a premium preemie

But we saw the pictures on the big TV screen-y Ten pounds

flat, and a full head of hair

Yeah, you weren't flying solo at the altar there!

First comes love,

then comes marriage... Wait,

we did that backwards with the baby carriage!

No shame in your game,

we love the surprise With your husband's nose and your

crooked eyes!

Yeah, it's October now

and the cradle is rocking

Three months in, oh the neighborhood's talking!

That's a record-speed

delivery, honey

We're doing the math

and it's pretty funny! (ooh-yeah)

Three-month miracle baby!

Congratulations, cousin!

We love you anyway (giggle)