Sprint or Bust

One! Two! Three! Four!

Just out for my morning jog (breathe in,

breathe out) Sipping on my green tea decaf Then the mailman tried

to bite my neck

Now I am running like a psychopath!

Cardio! Cardio! Keep the pace!

(run, run!) This is not a fun run,

it is a race!

(help!) Cardio! Cardio! Out of breath!

I am running away from literal death!

Lactic acid in my thighs (burning!) Staring into yellow eyes

I only trained for a 5k crawl Now I am jumping a

concrete wall!

Cardio! Cardio! Keep the pace!

(run, run!) This is not a fun run,

it is a race!

(help!) Cardio! Cardio! Out of breath!

I am running away from literal death!

My fitness app is tracking my speed (ding!) This is the motivation

I do not need!

Cardio! Cardio! Keep the pace!

(run, run!)

This is not a fun run,

it is a race!

(help!) Cardio! Cardio! Out of breath!

I am running away from literal death!

I hit my goal!

(pant, pant) (hahaha!)