Minotaur (by PR3Ylore)

The dreaded mountain trail rises

High into the snowy peak

The rumors heard are truly lacking

There’s no running from the Minotaur’s reach

Horns longer than an arm

But what’s swinging’s even longer

Minotaur

(oh) Mercy on us

Minotaur

Monster honest

Minotaur

(oh) How you haunt us (Oh)

She’ll take her pick and play the game

Who gets honor and who gets shame

Tied up, lined up,

out back the wagon

She’ll choose two for stomach,

one for behind

Minotaur

(oh) Mercy on us Minotaur Monster honest

Minotaur

(oh) How you taunt us (Oh)

How you haunt us

Three were gone last evening,

three again tonight Did you see the ones she captured Did you

see the ones she captured,

the ones she crammed inside?

Damn, I know!

I swear they sounded happy

Gurgling as they giggled sappy

None dare get close enough to her

mountain shack But I want a sample of her

aphrodisiac I thought I was so clever I thought I would just

taste Instead she caught me in the act And now I’ll just

be her paste

Minotaur (oh) Mercy on us

Minotaur Monster upon us Minotaur (oh) How you taunt us How you

haunt us

(oh) Now you flaunt us (Ohhh) O Minotaur!