Detachable P3nis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was gone.

This happens from time to time.

It's a detachable penis.

It's convenient,

but sometimes it's a pain.

Like when I leave it at home

Or when it falls off in the street. (sighhh)

Detachable penis

(oh yeah) Detachable penis

Detachable penis

(where did it go?) I

looked in the bathroom,

I looked under the bed.

Then I walked down Second Avenue.

And there it was,

sitting on a blanket

Next to a broken toaster.

Some guy was selling it for twenty-two bucks.

I negotiated him down to seventeen.

I took it home,

washed it off

And put it back on.

(ahh,

much better)

Detachable penis

(oh yeah)

Detachable penis

Detachable penis It's back where it belongs.

At least for now. (hmmm)