

(one,
two, three, four)
Gavin walked in, said,
“I’m feeling fine,” Jäger in the cup and he’s crossing the line,
Jäger bombs flying, music getting louder,
Then Slab-a-Meister said, “Give me nine more!”
One… two… three… four… Five… six… seven… Eight…
NINE! Nine Jäger bombs in a row,
And that’s when Gavin left the show!
SLAB! SLAB! SLAB-A-MEISTER! Nine Jäger bombs — Gavin’s going nuclear!
SLAB! SLAB! HE’S GONE TONIGHT!
Nine in a row and he blacked out on sight!
Sirens going wee-woo, ambulance on the way,
Slab got towed out like the king of the day!
We’ll never forget that legendary night— Gavin versus nine bombs: Gavin lost
the fight!
Nine Jäger bombs, one after another,
Slab-a-Meister had no fear of another,
Then suddenly the memory disappeared,
And the ambulance crew had officially appeared.
“Gavin, bro, you good?” — silence in reply,
Just Slab staring blankly at the sky,
Hard drive crashed, whole system went dark,
Nine Jäger bombs left their permanent mark!
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT!
NINE! (Jäger! Bomb!) (Jäger!
Bomb!) (Slab-a-Meister!)
SLAB! SLAB! SLAB-A-MEISTER! Nine Jäger bombs — nobody could beat him!
From the first little shot to the ambulance ride,
Gavin went legendary on the night he blacked out!
So here’s to Slab,
the king of the scene,
The wildest Jäger story we've ever seen!
But nine in a row?
Man, that was sinister— ALL HAIL GAVIN,
THE SLAB-A-MEISTER!