Eloise’s Buttface Beat

Yo, we gotta talk about Eloise.

Yeah, you heard me. (hahaha)

Eloise is a total buttface Leaving silly messes all over the place

Yeah, she thinks she owns the whole town But that goofy crown

is falling right down

She walks into the room with her nose in the air Got

bubblegum tangled right up in her hair She borrowed my pencil and

she bit off the tip Then she tripped on the rug with

a dramatic flip (whoops)

She eats her pizza with a spoon and a fork And she

laughs like a broken-down rusty old stork You ask her for a

favor, she’ll give you a squint And offer you a half-chewed peppermint (gross)

Eloise is a total buttface Leaving silly messes all over the place

Yeah, she thinks she owns the whole town But that goofy crown

is falling right down

Yeah,

Eloise.

We still hang out though.

But you're still a buttface.

(ahahaha bye)