

(prost!) There's a giant of a man who walks into the hall
Standing six-foot-six, he towers over all
With a handsome smile and a clever,
gentle mind
He's the smartest, kindest soul you'll ever find
He's humble and he's handsome,
a legend in the land But there is one more detail you
must understand
(oh boy!) Raise your steins for Scott Coates,
the king of the night!
With a legendary stature and a mind so bright He's got a
giant heart and a massive pride And he can out-drink anyone,
far and wide! (hey!
hey! prost!)
They line the heavy glasses up all along the board But Scott
just smiles so humbly,
he never says a word
One by one they stumble,
one by one they fall
While Scott is standing sober,
the champion of us all!
Raise your steins for Scott Coates,
the king of the night!
With a legendary stature and a mind so bright He's got a
giant heart and a massive pride And he can out-drink anyone,
far and wide! (hey!
hey! prost!)
So drink it down,
drink it down, for Scott the grand!
The tallest, finest fellow in the whole wide land!
(one, two, three, drink!)