

(haaaaahaha) Under the studio lights,
the moon is full and bright
You look under your seats,
we're giving out a fright
Something in the air is shifting fast
This daytime talk show is your absolute last!
You get a claw!
You get a bite!
Everyone's changing in the pale moonlight!
We are the pack,
the studio pack!
No turning back!
(arrrgh!) She points to the crowd,
the claws are coming out The audience screams,
but they can only shout
No commercials can save you from this pack The talk show queen
has made a blood contract!
Something in the air is shifting fast
This daytime talk show is your absolute last!
You get a claw!
You get a bite!
Everyone's changing in the pale moonlight!
We are the pack,
the studio pack!
No turning back! (arrrgh!)
Look
under your seats... (shhhh)
Nothing but silver bullets and bone...
You are not
going home!
Werewolves Oprah! Everyone is a beast tonight! (howlllll)