Lost in Text

(hmmmmmm) You've been home from work for 5 minutes

And you still haven't texted me (oh why?) Sorry I had to

chase the dog

He ran outside when I opened the door

Yeah sure, I see how it is

I always text you right when I get home

That's so selfish I'm sorry babe,

I literally didn't do it on purpose

Is there a guy at your house?

Is that why you didn't text me?!

Huh?!

Obviously not I literally just told you what happened Mhmmmm

sureeeee

You always do this to me

I'm always here for you and this is how you repay me

Okay I literally did nothing wrong Like why are you acting like

this?

Oh I don't know maybe because you're probably cheating on me I'm

coming over to talk to you and see what guy is with

you

THERE IS NO GUY!