Give Me My Screen Time Back

Dad…

Dad! DAD!

Give me my screen time back!

What do you call an airline

Full of bald people?

Receding Airlines! (hahaha) Yeah,

good job!

So you need to go on that airline

It’s my favorite!

I know it is ’Cause you have one!

Yeah, I have an airline

But you have no hairline!

Text me when you get there

Okay… Heeeyyy! My screen time!

Room clean?

Restroom clean? Cabinet organized?

YES! Not true!

GIVE ME MY SCREEN TIME BACK!

Dad, come on, what’s the hold-up at?

I picked it up!

I cleaned my room!

Why are we still having this conversation?!

Picture under the bed?!

What?!

Other side?! NO PILLOWS ON THE FLOOR!

I PICKED IT UP!

JUST GIVE ME MY SCREEN TIME BACK!

Is that where the blow dryer goes?

Yes.

No.

I leave it there

’Cause there’s no room on my shelf!

Who is this?! Huh?!

… ……… GIVE ME MY SCREEN TIME BACK!

Where are you? On my way.

Okay, hurry up. How far are you?

Five minutes. WHAT?!

Take a chill pill.

NO!

GIVE ME MY SCREEN TIME BACK!

Dad, I need my phone — that’s a fact!

Chicken butt!

WHAT?!

DONE! LET’S GO! Did you take my screen time away?!

Clean your room. Okay,

then give it back!

Dad!

Give me my screen time!

Where are you? … Where are you?!

On my way!

HURRY UP! How far are you?!

Just leaving! BRO! Hurry up!

Chicken butt!

Hurry up! Drive faster!

I have Khan Academy!

I have a haircut!

I have places to be!

HURRY UPPP!

Here. Where are you?!

Will get you in five minutes.

BRO, HURRY UPPP! How

far are you?! HURRY UP!

HOW FAR ARE YOU?!

Shhhhh. HOW FAR ARE YOU?!

Shhhhhh! HOW FAR ARE YOU?!

Shhh.

Please clean your room

And restroom.

Okay… Now give me back my screen time.

Dad…

Give me back my screen time.

Khan Academy.

Can I PLEASE have five minutes?

I was on a call with my friend!

No. BRO! I need to tell her I

can’t be on my phone!

Who?

HER! It was Lauren!

Text her. I CAN’T!

I DON’T HAVE

SCREEN TIME!

GIVE ME MY SCREEN TIME BACK!

DAD, COME ON!

I’M UNDER ATTACK! Room clean!

Restroom clean! Cabinet clean!

Everything’s clean! GIVE ME MY

SCREEN TIME!

GIVE ME MY SCREEN TIME!

GIVE ME MY SCREEN TIME

BACK!

Clean

your room now. Okay… Or no screen time.

… BROOOOOOO!

SCREEN TIME!