Hardcourt Warrior

(argh!) Six foot eight in a pink jersey No one on this

court has any mercy Trying to block a shot,

but I slip and fall Just a lonely guy playing women's ball

I am a man in the

WNBA! (yeah) Fighting for rebounds

every single day

They call a foul

but I just wanna play Out of my depth

in the

WNBA!

They got cleaner screens,

they got better form

I'm caught in a defensive storm

My sneakers squeaking, my ego bruised Every single matchup,

I'm gonna lose (woooah)

I am a man

in the

WNBA! (yeah)

Fighting for rebounds

every single day They call a foul but I just wanna play

Out of my depth

in the WNBA!

Lost the game again (oh no) Just a tired man