War Drum Donk

(hup! hup! hup!)

I lost my sheep in Glamorgan town

(oh no)

It rained so hard that the valleys drowned

But we got a synth that can make us bounce

So hold your leeks and hold them high

(aye!) We're throwing laser beams into the sky

(cymru am byth!)

We went down the pub for a pint of mild

(cheers mate)

But the local didgeridoo went wild

Now the grandmother's dancing on the table

Get ready for the final bounce

Every single ounce!

(cheerio then!)