(shhhhh) Bitch I'm back in the attic erratic dramatic Cabinet rattling mannequin panicking
Black magic baggage attached to my jacket Got matches and hatchets and
rats in the mattress The bastard upstairs doing backflips backwards Grandma downstairs
got a gat in her basket Fantastic spectacular nasty vernacular Dracula passenger
grabbing the spatula Cracking the banister laughing mechanical Janitor vanished came back
looking practical Asked what happened I said I aint even asking
Then something in the hamper start snapping and scratching a Flash from
the camera photograph laughing Whole damn habitat automatically panicking skywalkin Anakin back
to the animal man is it a Dog in my closet got
pants and a Walkman Talking real slick while the faucet keep coughing
Carpet start throbbing refrigerator plotting Somebody knocking I yell WHO WANT IT
Door yelled back so I kicked the bitch off it panic like
manic whole living room damaged Lamp do gymnastics the couch speaking Spanish
like damn it get rampant i Ran through the traffic with mud
on my jacket Skeleton passenger practicing ad-libs AH SHIT
fantastic yeah back to the madness Officer pulled up he asking what
happened I said Possibly acid probably magic Possibly Patrick Who the fuck
Patrick? Exactly that’s tragic Glove box cracked and the bastard started clapping
Grab him bag him throw him in plastic Bag started laughing shit
got dramatic
Threw it in the trunk trunk went volcanic Crow flew out wearing
gold-rimmed glasses Asked me directions to somewhere in Kansas Told him go
left at the burning blue mattress He said That’s madness I said
That’s traffic Pedal get mashed and the whole car spasms Moon looking
plastic sky full of static Stars doing circles like something galactic Sky
got a zipper some asshole unlatched it Big hand reached down and
missed me by inches Snatched up a preacher still holding his scriptures
He fell back down with a rabbit and matches
Rabbit yelled “BITCH I HAVE HAD IT” Landed on grandma she swung
with a cabbage Cabbage exploded confetti and maggots Maggots formed letters that
spelled CHECK THE ATTIC Attic Goddammit back to the madness Hallway elastic
walls looking frantic Portrait of me started acting sarcastic I said “Quit
staring” it said “Make me jackass” I grabbed at the canvas canvas
grabbed backwards Now me and the painting both fighting like bastards
Table got nervous and ran through the pantry Pantry got jealous and
swallowed the family Family popped out of the television laughing Remote on
the floor started chanting in Latin Not even satanic just highly problematic
Cartoon catastrophe filthy and manic Rhyme after rhyme but the pocket stay
planted Keep that bitch rolling till nobody can stand it