

We agreed on coffee
at the corner place
I was wearing sweatpants and an unwashed face
Then you walked in holding roses,
looking pale and deep
With a look that told me I was in way too deep
And you said "I love you,
I have for all these years" (oh god) And I felt the
coffee turning into tears of dread No,
you're like a brother,
can we take a step back?
But you kept on talking,
completely off-track
You said you saw tension when we watched TV
I was literally sleeping,
you were next to me
You brought up a text from twenty-one weeks ago
It was just a meme of a depressed crow
And you said "I love you,
I have for all these years" (seriously?) And I felt the coffee
turning into tears of dread No,
you're like a brother,
can we take a step back?
But you kept on talking,
completely off-track
You asked if my brother is someone I'd kiss (ew) I said
"absolutely not, what kind of logic is this?" You stared at the
roses, the light left your eyes As you realized we weren't in
a franchise
So you took back the roses,
said you had to run
Left me with the check,
well that was lots of fun
I'll see you at Christmas,
bro (hahaha)