Nothing's Right, Nothing's Left

(yee-haw) (one, two, three, four) You said we'd spin until the floor fell

through

But you've got two left feet and I've got you

We're stepping sideways

in a dusty line

Just wasting time

And now the caller's shouting out the change

But you and me are looking rather strange There is nothing right

and there is nothing left We're stumbling through a relational theft Spinning

'round the room but we're miles apart (yeah) So dance away with

my half of the heart

You took the lead but then you dropped the pace

With that bewildered look upon your face

I'm stepping out of this

old song-and-dance

To save my pants

There is nothing right and there is nothing left We're stumbling through

a relational theft Spinning 'round the room but we're miles apart (bye-bye)

So dance away with my half of the heart

We'll both be better off when the music stops

(oh yeah)