Absolutely Fantastic

The ice caps are melting,

the summers are blistering hot

My bank account's screaming for mercy that it hasn't got

Another election, another loud man on the screen Who says that the

solution's a time travel machine

(Wait, what?)

But everything is fine,

yes everything is perfectly grand Just ignore the smoke and bury your

head in the sand No need to panic,

we've got social media trends (hurray) We can pretend we're fine right

until the very end

There's a brand new contagion they say we should probably fear

While billionaires rocket themselves out of the atmosphere I'm sorting my plastics

while forests are turning to ash But at least I'm not worried

about a stock market crash (not really)

Yes everything is fine,

yes everything is perfectly grand Just ignore the smoke and bury your

head in the sand No need to panic,

we've got social media trends (we do!) We can pretend we're fine

right until the very end

Yeah, we're doing great (absolutely fantastic)