

Who ordered the extra large pepperoni?
(wait, where is your mask?)
Streaming from a half-shell,
live on the screen The greenest gamer that we've ever seen
No katana, just a cheap plastic mouse Why you hiding under the
desk in your house? (hahaha)
Your posture looking like a giant green dome Did you leave your
mutation back at home?
You're yelling at the chat,
getting so mad But you've got the back-plate of an ancient dad
(where's the pizza?)
Oh, you're the hero of the chat room With a shell so
big, you need
a broom
(go green, go!) No martial arts,
just a ban button click Your stream strategy is looking pretty thick
Are you fighting the foot clan or your router?
Every time you lose,
you get a little louder Sub count dropping like a brick in
the sewer Should've kept your green visor in the drawer (ahhhh)
Oh, you're the hero of the chat room With a shell so
big, you need a broom (go green,
go!) No martial arts,
just a ban button click Your stream strategy is looking pretty thick
So close the stream and order some delivery This turtle defense is
pure misery
(cowabunga, I guess?)