

(hahaha-ha-ha!) I'm in the floorboards under your kitchen sink Drinking liquid bleach and
laughing at the way you think You thought you locked the back
door but I'm sitting on your sofa Chewing on a lightbulb with
a glass of warm soda
(ooh-yuck!) Send in the clown with the giant red nose I am
growing mushrooms right between my ten toes He's in the closet with
a rusty pair of shears Whispering some secrets that'll ruin your career
I put mustard on my cereal and eat it in the dark
I'm the reason why the children never play inside the park Got
a pocket full of spiders and a bucket full of grease I'm
a self-appointed menace to the local city police
Spinning like a ceiling fan and foaming at the mouth Got a
collection of some teeth I gathered from the deep south No brakes
on the train and I am steering with my knees I can
make a person vanish with a single little sneeze (ah-choo!)
(ooh-yuck!) Send in the clown with the giant red nose I am
growing mushrooms right between my ten toes He's in the closet with
a rusty pair of shears Whispering some secrets that'll ruin your career