Slurred Minds

(hahaha) House too quiet feels like Something ain’t right it must have

been those shrooms i ate,

wait, last night? Fridge started laughing

At a quarter past five I been staying up watching the hallway

bend Saw a dude with no face tryna call me his friend

He had six gold teeth and a neck that could spin Said,

“You got any snacks?” I said,

“Man, did dug sell me crack?”

Slow down Who’s that?

Big shoes Black hat Door knock Knock back I yelled “WHAT?” It

laughed

I got a dead lawn flamingo guarding my porch Neighbor called the

cops, because my lama ate his shorts There’s a hearse doing donuts

on its way to the morgue And the driver keeps yelling “LET

ME GET A NUMBER FOUR!” (hahaha)

Hold on, Something’s wrong

TV on and the Dog is gone Hold on,

He came back With pants on he’s standing in the kitchen wearing

my momma's thongs Keep the door cracked I might slide through Got

a shopping cart full of shit I can’t explain to you

One fake leg Two bowling shoes Three little dolls yelling “WE KNOW

WHAT YOU DO”

I said nope

Hit reverse Backed straight through Somebody’s yard And a kiddie pool Now

there’s glitter on the windshield Blood on the seat Probably ketchup I

ain’t checking that deep

Pulled up to the gas station

Guy behind the glass Had a pirate patch on And a possum

in his lap

He said, “Pump six broken” I said,

“What about five?” He looked over my shoulder Said,

“You came here with nine” ...Nine what?

I turned around Whole car packed

Eight weird dudes And a clown in back Clown said,

“Drive”

I said, “Where?” He pointed straight up Like we going through air

So I punched that bitch Eighty-five downhill Shopping cart sparks While the

clown grabbed the wheel Cops behind us Helicopter above Possum got a

shotgun But he shooting out hugs

Now the moon got a face And it’s looking pissed I yelled,

“Mind your business!” Then it blew me a kiss Keep the door

cracked I might slide through If somebody asks You never seen my

crew House too quiet Something ain’t right Fridge still laughing At a

quarter past five