

You had a shaved head
and some ink on your wrist
Said you loved art and you're a pacifist But then we sat
down and you started to speak About the natural roles of the
strong and the weak
Oh, you want a trad-wife to bake all your bread (no way!)
Keep my mouth shut and stay in your head I'm leaving my
keys and I'm out of the door I don't think we'll talk
anymore
Your profile said 'moderate,
open, and free'
But you want a servant to make you your tea
Those sketchy tattoos are starting to click
I'm calling an Uber,
and calling it quick
Oh, you want a trad-wife to bake all your bread (no way!)
Keep my mouth shut and stay in your head I'm leaving my
keys and I'm out of the door I don't think we'll talk
anymore
Keep your vintage ideals Keep your retrograde views
I'll keep my freedom And my high-heeled shoes (bye-bye!)
Oh, you want a trad-wife to bake all your bread (ha!) Keep
my mouth shut and stay in your head I'm leaving my keys
and I'm out of the door I don't think we'll talk anymore
Yeah, keep the bread
I'm taking
the car
(see ya!)