Aircraft Tycoon | XPERIENCE

Good morning, passengers. Welcome aboard.

Flight B-Jay… six-eight-nine. First Class,

Business Class… You may now board the aircraft.

Have your boarding

pass… and passport… ready.

(ready, ready, ready) BEE-JAY.

BEE-JAY.

SIX-EIGHT. SIX-EIGHT. NINE-NINE …Huh?

This is your D.J.

speaking

B-Jay and the crew

Welcome you aboard, yeah We do what we do

Take your bags, take your seat Keep that cool in line Don’t

make me re-peat Don’t make me re-peat PLEASE.

(ding) We’re about to take off Fasten your seatbelts,

lock it Seat back upright,

rock it Big devices off,

drop it We’re lining up for flight Ladies and gentlemen… We are

next in line Cabin crew,

take your seats It’s de-par-ture …TIME.

(BOOM.) Cruising, cruising

Fly up high

Cruising, cruising We roll through the sky

Cruising, cruising

Fly up high We’re about to roll roll roll through the (Cruising)

(bitchy, bitchy, up, bitchy,

up) (BITCHING UP)

Ladies and gentlemen… D-Jay B-Jay speaking.

We are experiencing… severe turbulence.

Please return to your seats… immediately.

Fasten your seatbelts… tightly.

Hold on tight. Hold on tight.

Hold on tight. Hold on We have encountered a… minor technical issue.

And we are… assessing… the situation.

…yeah, sure we are.

Cruising, cruising

Fly up high Cruising,

cruising Cruising, cruising For safety reasons (PA chime – DING)

I have decided to divert this flight…

To NOWHERE.

To nowhere. To no-where.

To no-fucking-where.

(BOOM) Cruising, cruising

Fly up high

We’re about to roll through sky (Cruising) (bitchy,

bitchy, up) (BITCHING UP)

(click) …Thank you for flying B-Jay six-eight-nine. (click)