CRUISING 689

Good morning passengers, welcome on board

Flight B-Jay six-eight-nine

Ladies and gentlemen We are now ready to invite

Our First Class and Business Class passengers To board the aircraft Please

have your boarding pass and passport ready

(ready, ready, bitchy, ready,

bitchy, bitchy) BEE-JAY BEE-JAY

SIX-EIGHT SIX-EIGHT NINE-NINE-NINE

Huh?

This is your D.J.

speaking

B-JAY and the crew

Welcome you aboard Take your bags,

take your seat Keep that cool in line

Don’t make me repeat

PLEASE

We’re about to take off Please fasten your seatbelts Return your seat

upright Turn those big devices off We’re lining up for flight

Ladies and gentlemen We are next in line

Cabin crew,

take your seats

It’s departure time

Cruising, cruising

Fly up high Cruising,

cruising Cruising, cruising

Fly up high

We’re about to roll through sky (Cruising)

(Bitching

up)

Suddenly silent

Ladies and gentlemen D-Jay B-Jay speaking

We are experiencing

severe turbulence Please return to your seats immediately

And fasten your seat belts tightly

Hold on tight Hold on tight

We have encountered a minor technical issue And we are assessing the

situation

Cruising, cruising

Fly up high

Cruising,

cruising Cruising, cruising For safety reasons I have decided to divert the

flight to NOWHERE

Cruising,

cruising

Fly up high We’re about to roll through

sky (Cruising) (Bitching up)

We

will be making an emergency landing shortly Please follow all crew instructions (SHIT!)

Cruising, cruising

Fly down low We’re about to bow the ground Cruising,

cruising Cruising, cruising

Fly down low We’re about to bow the ground

Cruising, cruising, cruising (Cruising) (Bitching up) Attention,

crew and passengers Brace for impact Cruising,

cruising

Fly down low We’re about to bow the ground Cruising,

cruising, cruising (Cruising)