

(ho ho ho... oh wait,
no no no!)
Up on the mountain where the north wind blows
He's got a heart two sizes too small,
everyone knows
Staring down at the valley where the bright lights gleam Plotting a
nightmare for a holiday dream
(yeah, he's planning it all)
He hates the singing and the happy sound
He wants to shut the whole operation down
Here he comes sliding down the chimney stack!
Oh, you're a mean one,
wearing a disguise Stealing all the presents right before our eyes Green
velvet coat and a crooked grin
Let the chaotic holiday show begin!
Stuffed the tree up the flue with a push and a shove
No room for mercy,
no room for love
Left nothing but hooks and some tiny specks of soot With a
cold green thumb and a heavy winter boot (watch him run!)
He thinks he won,
he's laughing in the snow
But there is something that he doesn't know
Listen close to the valley below!
Oh, you're a mean one,
wearing a disguise Stealing all the presents right before our eyes Green
velvet coat and a crooked grin
Let the chaotic holiday show begin!
But the sound wasn't sad,
it was warm and it was clear
They sang anyway,
without any gear
And his small cold heart began to swell
As the joy of the season broke the spell (it grew three
sizes!) He brought back the toys,
he carved the roast beast Now the green outcast is hosting the
feast
Merry Christmas to all,
even the cold-hearted ones!
(hahaha,
yeah!)