First Class Chaos

(Bong...) "Ladies and gentlemen,

Flight BJ666 to luxury is now boarding at Gate 9.

Please have your boarding passes ready." (ding-dong) Two trashy queens stepping into

first class Screaming at the crew making every moment pass Fake Birkin

bag

clutched tight in

your hand Acting brand new like you own the dry land "Watch

the Chanel! Care! It cost a whole lot!" Honey,

I can see the cheap glue on the spot (hahaha) (ding)

Spilling your water on the floor for a thrill Playing with your

phone when the engines are still No seatbelt on during takeoff command

Loud slum talk in a high-class land My hands are itching,

got my patience on test But I smile and I serve with

a pin on my chest

"Cabin crew, prepare for takeoff." (ooh)

Fake rich girls playing big on my flight Got the fake caviar

leather looking so light

(pooh-pooh) Careful with the bag?

Girl, I have every shade Every single season that was ever made

Fake classic Chanel, yeah,

the stitch is a mess Wait till we land,

I'll show you who is the best

(Bong...) "Ladies and gentlemen,

we are experiencing some turbulence.

Please return to your seats." Oh,

look at you shaking,

where's the big attitude?

Crying to the stewardess,

suddenly polite

and glued?

Still whispering loud, gossiping in the back

But your credit card declined for a basic snack (oop!) (ooh)

Fake rich girls playing big on my flight Got the fake caviar

leather looking so light

(pooh-pooh) Careful with the bag?

Girl, I have every shade Every single season that was ever made

Fake classic Chanel, yeah,

the stitch is a mess Wait till we land,

I'll show you who is the best

(Bong...) "We have now landed.

Thank you for flying with us.

Watch your cheap bags on your way out." (hahaha) Yeah,

keep walking sweetie (shhh)