

(haha, look out!)
Red tail flashing through the falling snow
He's raiding every chicken coop down below Stealing mince pies from the
window sill Leaving muddy paw prints on the frozen hill
Oh, the rowdy festive fox is on the run tonight
Scattering the tinsel under silver light (hey,
hey!) He's a woodland rebel spreading holiday cheer The wildest little rascal
of the whole damn year!
He knocked down the town hall Christmas tree
Chased the local parson right up a scree With a stolen turkey
leg clamped in his jaws He's a four-legged,
furry red Santa Claus
They tried to catch him with a holiday trap But he tripped
the wire with a friendly tap (yep!) Now he's howling carols to
the midnight sky With a merry,
modern twinkle in his eye Oh,
the rowdy festive fox is on the run tonight
Scattering the tinsel under silver light (hey,
hey!) He's a woodland rebel spreading holiday cheer The wildest little rascal
of the whole damn year!
Run, fox, run!
(haha, Merry Christmas!)