Warehouse Cartcade

(hahaha) I entered through the sliding gate

The employee checked my membership face

I took a cart the size of France

And lost all independent thought

A woman offered tiny cheese

I circled back discreetly three times

She recognized me on attempt four

I changed my jacket and returned I’m an NPC at Costco

Following the arrows where the carts go (yeah!) I came for eggs,

I bought a kayak

And a twelve-foot artificial cactus

NPC at Costco

Every sample starts a side quest

I have enough paper towels To survive three governments collapsing

The ceiling stretches into space

The chickens rotate with holy grace

A television larger than my room Whispers,

“Finance me for eternity”

I found a jar of mayonnaise

That weighs approximately my age

I don’t need it,

but the unit price Would make it

irresponsible not to (whoo!) Objective updated:

Escape the seasonal section.

Warning:

giant skeleton detected.

I’m an NPC at Costco Eating pizza

by the checkout (hey,

hey, hey!) My receipt is six feet long I forgot the eggs

I came here for

Thank you for shopping.

(beep) Please return the kayak.